Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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