he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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