He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I didn't notice because vodka
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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