we have pet lesbian snakes
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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