You really coming over, don't trick.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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