i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It was confusing and full of hummus
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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