Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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