i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
porn star boner night. come get it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All the doctor said was why
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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