Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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