Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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