Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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