is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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