I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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