if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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