More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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