Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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