and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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