Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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