I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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