Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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