Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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