I don't think brook has ever known best
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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