nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
