Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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