Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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