Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
