So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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