she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
