Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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