im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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