Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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