You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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