I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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