This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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