WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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