physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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