check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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