There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Randomize
