Don't you send me to vm
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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