but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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