just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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