are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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