Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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