I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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