This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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