he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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