I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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