ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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