windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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