She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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